The Not So Innocent Spouse 1/7/17
It’s not for love and happiness
that married people yearn
It’s for the chance to finally
file a joint return;
Accountants often say
They’d have it no other way;
Oh, for once to beat the tax man
And maybe save a couple grand;
Then the troubles begin and
fingers point
Why did I ever file that return
joint!
The Devil made me do it for I am
but an innocent child
He/She’s the monster, She/He knew
it all the while;
I studied fine art and basket
weaving
He majored in law and minored in
deceiving;
Of those deceptions I am green
Thank heaven for Code Section
6015;
My Ex, the skunk, over the coals
IRS should rake
I am but an innocent spouse and I
deserve a break!
“But of these things you knew
well;
Violate your oath and it’s
straight to hell”
“But Judge have mercy my ring a
fleck, a tiny pill
My clothes no labels and from
GoodWill
My car a lease way over due
And this marriage has made me, oh,
so blue”
“I sympathize with your tax mess
But that resolution is for the
IRS”
And so it goes, how it may burn
Having filed that damn joint
return.