Cuba's Secret Weapon

   I went to Cuba to see for myself what all the fuss was about. It was during the tiny window provided by the Obama administration in an attempt to assuage relationships with that terrible, awful, despicable, communist country sitting a mere 90 miles from Key West. Fortunately, Trump has tightened travel there for us Americans and has thereby refused our supporting such an awful place (though the rest of the world is having a ball down there). By the way I found none of those things to be true and I still wonder about a country as great as ours being fearful that we citizens may be polluted by the Communist style of life nearly lapping at our shores. You may remember that I wrote a piece about the Cuban tax system which since 2012 is looking more and more like the mess we have here in the United States but at the same time stimulating that dirty word “capitalism.” So it is with great interest that I have followed the story of the “secret weapon” used by the Cubans to mess with the brains of our diplomats and their staff right in the middle of old Havana. A recent article in the New York Times said that a study reported “trauma in brains” of diplomats. Apparently in 2016 dozens of United States diplomats working in Cuba began reporting mental symptoms: persistent headaches, vertigo, blurred vision and hearing phantom sounds. Since then, according to the Times, scientists and commentators have groped for plausible explanations. What could it be? Deliberate physical attacks involving microwaves or such other technology or were psychological factors subconscious yet mind-altering the more likely the cause? How silly. Anyone who was been to Cuba and spent any time at all there knows exactly what is going on with these diplomats. It’s a three letter word. No not that one. Cubans are fond of saying they do not have a drug problem not because the Cuban people are happier than we Americans but because they have found an alternate route to Nirvana. RUM. Now the brew you can get in Cuba is not regulated as it is here in the United States. One glass with some Coca-Cola can give you a pleasant buzz. The next glass from a different bottle could send you into the stratosphere and with it will certainly eventually go a doozy of a headache, vertigo, blurred vision and plenty of phantom sounds. So with all due respect to the ailing diplomats for which partying is a way of life I suggest there is no secret weapon in Cuba except the one found right under their nose at least when a good chilled glass is being tipped there. I am amazed that all those really smart scientists doing their “studies” didn’t come up with the same conclusion. But then again they’ve never been to Cuba and perhaps suggesting a chronic hangover instead of a “secret weapon” wouldn’t do much to scare the US population.